“I met a man with a melting watch. No. The watch was fine and the man was melting. His shoes looked loose. He said his feet suffered from cold so he kept them wrapped in a blanket in a cupboard. I asked him whose feet they were, but he didn't want to say... I told him about the glass of water. He gave me a grain of sand. It started raining. I accidentally dropped the grain and watched an entire galaxy get swept down the gutter... My mother said most people start out small. So I sat on the doorstep and watched the neighbours set off to work. She was right. By the time they got to the end of the street, they were at least 15 feet tall. How do they do that? Sometimes I wish I'd studied law. I would have specialised in perspective... Larry used to be a rocket scientist. Yes. He lost his job... He told me the universe is filled with wormholes, so I went out into the garden. He was right... He also said if you entered a wormhole you could cross the universe in an instant. Right again, but you have to squeeze... Last night I came back and the box was empty. It was very dark outside...”